The regular gardenia was already a great deal. Then someone added Tahitian and now it has a return flight and opinions about the hotel. Burnt yellow ceramic. Still fragrant in the way only ceramic flowers can be fragrant, which is to say not at all, but the shape absolutely knows what it is. The Tahitian gardenia is the national flower of French Polynesia — worn behind the right ear if you're available, the left if you're not. 4.25 inches across. One screw. No water. The ceramic version communicates only that someone made a considered decision about what should be on that wall.