Captain Morgan Freeman - Unisex Tank TopMorgan Freeman narrating your poor life choices would at least make them sound intentional. Putting him in a Captain Morgan pose just means the voice of God finally endorses what he's been quietly judging at every party. The Details: A detailed digital illustration portrays a pirate figure in a red tricorn hat, red coat with gold trim, blue cape, and brown boots, posed with one foot on a wooden barrel and a cutlass in hand. Ornate white serif text