"The mimosas don't pour themselves."

This is the robe for the morning of — when six people are crammed into one hotel room, the photographer is on the way, and somebody just realized the curling iron isn't plugged in. Embroidered with "Bride," "Maid of Honor," "Bridesmaid," or whatever name you want stitched on.

Pick your treatment. Blank for a clean canvas (bulk welcome packs, "I'll embroider it myself"). Printed for full-color custom designs and bachelorette weekend graphics. Embroidered for the classic personalized look that lives in the wedding album.

Group order? Bring the squad. Matching set for everyone — bride included. The kind of bridesmaid gift bridesmaids actually keep wearing.

What you get

• Soft cotton kimono-cut robe
• Three treatments: Blank, Printed, Embroidered
• 17 colors
• Belt + roomy pockets (because a robe without pockets is a costume)

Made in 1 business day in our small atelier. Shipped next-day UPS Express, worldwide. Last-minute bachelorette? We've got time.

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