Flowers are nice. So is profanity. Why choose?

This hilariously inappropriate embroidery kit combines delicate floral stitching with one of the most versatile words in the English language. The result is a beautiful handmade piece that looks sweet from across the room and delightfully offensive once people get close enough to read it.

Perfect for crafters with a sense of humor, sarcastic friends, wine drinkers, and coworkers who aren't HR-approved.

Spend a relaxing evening creating something beautiful while repeatedly stitching a word your grandmother probably wouldn’t approve of you saying (but grandpa just might).

That’s what we call balance.