Let’s be honest. You’re not just a friend. You’re the friend with the boat, and that comes with perks. These periwinkle blue socks feature navy toes, heels, and cuffs, plus stripes across the foot for a nautical touch. Above the ankle, bold navy text declares “I’m The Friend With The Boat,” with a white anchor illustration to drive the point home.

Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable enough for a day on the water or just flexing your maritime superiority on dry land. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them a perfect gift for the captain in your crew or a cheeky self-purchase if that’s you.

Machine washable and tide-approved, these socks keep your feet cozy while reminding everyone why they answer your calls all summer long.