"This harmonious dog is disposed to peace and emanates this sentiment in any room it inhabits. Non quarrelsome by nature, the Peace Dog guards against strife and disorder. He quietly consumes negative emotions, thoughts and unrealised future tensions and turns them into invisible, odourless dog shit. Leaving the environment purged of all evil and smelling of scentless roses. The perfect accompaniment to a strong drink, opiate or lobotomy the Peace Dog talisman takes the pain away and leaves its owner drooling with blissful contentment."

Each item is individually handcrafted and slight variations in colour reflect the unique nature of the process.

Approximate Measurements:
Length 19cm, Width 7cm, Depth 2cm

Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.